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Welcome Back to The Corporate Pivot!
Good morning to everyone watching the clock creep toward 5 PM—and to the overachiever who scheduled a “quick sync” for 4:30 (don’t be that person). Corporate life often feels like a never-ending Zoom call that could have been an email, but while others argue over LaCroix flavors (spoiler: coconut is terrible), you’re plotting your way out. That’s where The Corporate Pivot comes in, with real insights on buying businesses, public listings that look like winners, and a deep dive into entrepreneur books, one chapter at a time. This week, we’re even breaking down how to turn leftover tree trunks into $16 a pop because building a business doesn’t always start with a big idea—sometimes, it’s just a log and a chainsaw. Let’s get to it.Here’s what we have for you today:
Pivot Perspectives: Sam dives into the nitty-gritty of financials, worst-case scenarios, and why this hydraulics biz might work. Tyler reflects on an old lead that resurfaced, tackling red flags, and navigating minority ownership dynamics. | Acquisition Alerts:
| Mindset Matters: Vinny talks about Chapter 12 of The Lean Startup, how to secure resources, and why startups hate budget drama. |
Cool Business Idea:
Turning Logs Into Long-Burning Profits 🪵
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Confusing Corporate Sayings:
“Let’s table this conversation”
Professional Translation
“We’ll revisit this topic at a later time.“
Corporate Pivot Translation
“Respectfully, this conversation makes me want to body slam you through a table.“

Sam’s Perspective (1st Time Buyer)
🆕 Status Update: Diving into the financials of a business Tyler and I are considering buying, I wanted to share something helpful—a calculator I use during Phase 2 due diligence.
Here’s how things have gone so far:
Signed an NDA: Always the first step in these deals.
Preliminary call with the broker: A quick feel-out for mutual fit.
Received detailed financials: Honestly, these are hit or miss. Sometimes they’re messy, like a toddler with a crayon. Other times, they’re surprisingly clean and even tell a story.
Call with the sellers: Where we dig deeper and start figuring out if this is the one.
Right now, we’re in the "analyze-the-numbers" stage for a hydraulics repair business. Below is the calculator I use to check if:
We can qualify for an SBA loan.
The payback numbers make sense.
Feel free to poke around! For this business, even in a worst-case scenario (a 30% revenue drop post-sale), it’s still projected to make $90K in profit after Year 1. Not bad, right? If everything checks out, this could be a pretty sweet deal.
Business Buying Calculator
Take a look, mess around with the numbers, and see what you think. Just don’t break it—Tyler still needs it! 😅
Tyler’s Perspective (Experienced Buyer)
🚨 Status Update: Well, as the saying goes, the holidays bring people together. This holiday season, one of the previous off market leads that Sam and I worked on came back to us and supposedly fixed some of our initial concerns. We still have some major concerns, and now we will really have to dig into the diligence, but it was nice to have a lead come back to us on its own. Supposedly, we should be getting updated financials, and I believe that will help us determine pretty quickly if some of our initial concerns have been remedied. This is one where we would have a minority position, so we certainly need to be confident and comfortable with both the business and the majority owners. Hopefully, similar to the holiday spirit, something will come together.

💰 Deals < $500k 💰
Business Name: Package of 2 Daycares
Revenue: $1,061,707
Asking Price: $470,000
Profit: $257,315 (Profit Margin = 24.2%)
Location: Baker County, FL
Established: 2021
✅ Pros:
Steady Income: High occupancy rates (up to 90%) and a mix of private and subsidized clients ensure stable cash flow.
Turnkey Operation: Brand-new renovations and absentee management make this a ready-to-go investment.
⚠️ Cons:
Staff Reliance: Success depends on retaining existing staff, including the director.
📈 Growth Opportunities:
Increase Enrollment: Expand current enrollment from 75% capacity at one center to maximize revenue.
Offer New Programs: Introduce niche programs like specialized infant care or extracurricular activities.
💰💰 Deals $500k - $2m 💰💰
Business Name: Safety Product Company
Revenue: $713,481
Asking Price: $795,000
Profit: $485,791 (Profit Margin = 68.1%)
Location: Berkeley County, SC (Relocatable)
Established: 2005
✅ Pros:
High Profit Margins: Exceptional profitability due to lean operations and licensing revenue.
Established Market Presence: Over 130,000 units sold with endorsements from Fortune 500 companies.
⚠️ Cons:
Concentrated Revenue: Heavy reliance on two licensing deals for income.
📈 Growth Opportunities:
Expand Globally: Target untapped regions for international distribution.
Increase Product Lines: Develop new safety solutions to leverage existing market presence.
💰💰💰 Deals $2m-$10m 💰💰💰
Business Name: Wellness Clinic
Revenue: $3,300,000
Asking Price: $3,000,000
Profit: $1,600,000 (Profit Margin = 48.5%)
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Established: 2020
✅ Pros:
High Net Income: $1M+ annual profit demonstrates strong operational efficiency.
Prime Location: Affluent area with a loyal client base and growth potential.
⚠️ Cons:
Capital Requirement: High upfront cost requires cash on hand to purchase.
📈 Growth Opportunities:
Expand Services: Add regenerative medicine or telehealth consultations to broaden offerings.
Membership Revenue: Launch subscription programs to generate recurring income.

**If today is your first day reading, go to Chapter Recaps to get up to speed!
The Lean Startup: Ch. 12 Part 1
For those of you that have been with us from the beginning I’m glad to see you’re still here. We have spent 6 months on Eric Ries’ The Lean Startup and we have just started the final chapter… INNOVATE. Obviously as a startup you expect innovation, yet Eric believes that it can also happen in large organizations, contrary to popular belief.

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Startup teams require three structural attributes:
Scarce but secure resources
Independent authority to develop their business
Personal stake in the outcome
In large companies it can be common where budgets can be given out politically. We aren’t talking Trump or Harris political, I’m talking about ass-kissing by the water cooler “you scratch my back I’ll scratch yours” type of political. They often acquire as large a budget as possible and prepare to defend it against incursions from other departments. If a crisis emerges elsewhere in the company their budget could be sliced to accommodate helping solve that crisis. In a large organization that’s not catastrophic… but in a startup it could be. Startups are EXTREMELY sensitive to midcourse budgetary changes. That is exactly why resources must be secure for a startup to be successful.
Startups need to be able to conceive and execute experiments without having to gain an excessive number of approvals. Handoffs and approvals slow down the BML feedback loop and inhibit both learning and accountability, hence why Eric believes all startups should have cross-functional teams. They have to be able to build and ship actual functioning products and services, not just prototypes.
Lastly startups need to have their employees to have personal stake in the outcome of their creations. Many times, you can see this in stock options or a flurry of other financial incentives, but it doesn’t necessarily have to be financial.

Parent organizations need to make it clear who the innovator is and make sure the innovator receives credit for having brought the new product to life… if its successful.
Next week we will discuss how to protect the parent organization, how to hold entrepreneurial managers accountable, and how to reintegrate an innovation back into the parent organization if it is successful.
As always, if you want to discuss topics of this chapter (or any previous or future chapters) join our Discord channel.
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💡 Cool Business Idea: Turning Logs Into Long-Burning Profits 🪵
Ever see something so simple and genius that you think, Why aren’t I already doing this? That was me after watching a video about Swedish fire logs (or Canadian candles, depending on who’s asking). You take a log, carve a few slits in the top in an X or star pattern, and voilà—it becomes a self-contained fire pit. It burns longer, looks awesome, and people are willing to drop $16 per log for the privilege.
Sixteen dollars. For a log. That you cut up with a chainsaw you already own.
If you’re in the tree removal business, this is the ultimate add-on. Customers love convenience, and you’re already on site with the raw materials. What’s better than turning leftover wood into a premium product? (Hint: nothing).
The Numbers: Swedish Fire Logs
Revenue Projections
Average Price per Log: $16
Time per Log: 5–10 minutes (with practice)
Logs per Hour: 5–6
Daily Output (8 hours): 40–50 logs
Monthly Revenue
Bad Month: 400 logs = $6,400
Expected Month: 700 logs = $11,200
Good Month: 1,000 logs = $16,000
Costs
Chainsaw/attachment upgrades: $800–1,200 (one-time)
Labor (carving, $20/hour): $3,200–4,000/month
Transport & storage: $500–1,000/month
Total Expenses: ~$3,700–5,000/month
Profit Projections
Bad Month: $6,400 revenue - $5,000 expenses = $1,400 profit
Expected Month: $11,200 revenue - $4,500 expenses = $6,700 profit
Good Month: $16,000 revenue - $4,000 expenses = $12,000 profit
Why This Works
You’re already cutting down the trees—this just lets you monetize the leftovers. Customers love the aesthetics and functionality (longer burn, no fire pit needed), and it’s a great upsell to anyone who owns a fireplace or hosts backyard bonfires. Plus, it’s low effort for insanely high margins.
How to Get Started
Next time you’re on a tree removal job, carve a couple of logs and list them on Facebook Marketplace or your local farmer’s market. You can pitch it to customers as a convenient firewood upgrade, or even bundle them with your service (“Free fire log with every tree removal!”). As demand grows, think about branding them as “Handcrafted Swedish Fire Logs” and expanding to local stores or online platforms.
Because let’s be real: it’s not just firewood—it’s an experience. And people are more than happy to pay for the glow-up.
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