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Welcome Back to The Corporate Pivot!
If youāre tired of squinting at tiny screens wondering if your boss can tell you're barely paying attention, maybe itās time to focus on something that actually excites you. The Corporate Pivot helps you turn those blank stares into ownership that matters. Read on to see how others took the leap and browse businesses waiting for you.
Hereās what we have for you today:
Pivot Perspectives: Sam shares the journey of launching "Simply Silk Flower Rentals" and updates us on an exciting minority investment in a growing pontoon rental business. Tyler dives into the nuances of minority investments, offering insights on managing organic leads and the diligence needed to make them successful. | Acquisition Alerts: š° Organic Dry Cleaner making $327k
| Mindset Matters: š¢ Today, Vinny dives into the game-changing power of small batches with stories from SGW Designworks and School of Oneāand uncovers how to dodge the dreaded Large-Batch Death Spiral lurking in business ops. Look below to see how it could transform your approach! |
š”Cool Business Idea: Front Door Christmas Decorations š
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āLetās put a pin in thatā
Professional Translation
āThat's a great idea; letās make sure we come back to that.ā
Corporate Pivot Translation
āthat could be possibly the worst idea I've ever heard.ā


Samās Perspective (1st Time Buyer)
š Status Update: Got the silk flowers and I think we have a name. There were a couple good ones out there that my buddy told me, like āReal Fake Flowersā, which now that Iām writing it is kinda growing on me š. I think we are going to go with āSimply Silk Flower Rentalsā. Stay tuned on the day to day on that side business and tune back in to hear all the good and the bad along the way. Iām an open book so hopefully itās a huge success and I never have any issues. Thatās how all businesses go right?
Tyler and I are also in the minority investment space for another business that has done well. Itās a pontoon rental business that has put together some great numbers and carved out a nice chunk of the market for themselves. The owner is awesome and really knows his stuff. Fingers crossed, but that would be a huge step in the right direction.
Tylerās Perspective (Experienced Buyer)
šØ Tip of the Week: Organic leads can be tricky. Especially if the owner/seller wasnāt already considering selling, and even more so if you are considering a minority investment with the owner/seller remaining on as the operator. The latter is what we are currently working on, and it can certainly be a lot of work. Preparation for a change in ownership takes significant time and effort as a small business owner, and often times with organic leads, that time and effort hasnāt taken place. All that means is that as a potential investor, you need to soend extra time on your diligence and really get an understanding for the business, and the financials. Financials are usually the biggest hurdle, especially for smaller businesses, so drilliing into those takes more time than when a business is prepared to sell. More to come.

š° Deals < $500k š°
Business Name: Organic Dry Cleaner in a Shopping Center
Revenue: $519,230
Asking Price: $475,000
Profit: $327,204 (Profit Multiple = 1.45x)
Location: Delaware County, PA
Established: 1970
ā Pros:
State-of-the-Art Equipment: Fully equipped with high-quality, modern equipment, ideal for handling high volumes of business.
Prime Location: Located in a busy shopping center near residential neighborhoods, ensuring consistent foot traffic.
ā ļø Cons:
Seasonal Fluctuations: Potential for varying demand due to seasonal factors.
š Growth Opportunities:
Add Delivery Services: Introducing a delivery option could attract more customers and increase revenue.
Expand Client Accounts: Develop contracts with local businesses for regular, bulk cleaning services.
š°š° Deals $500k - $2m š°š°
Business Name: Absentee Turf Company
Revenue: $685,764
Asking Price: $599,000
Profit: $351,323 (Profit Multiple = 1.7x)
Location: Weatherford, TX (Relocatable)
Established: 2022
ā Pros:
Scalable Model: Business can expand to additional regions with the existing remote management setup.
High Profitability: Strong profit margins with efficient, absentee-run operations.
ā ļø Cons:
Newer Business: Established recently, which may pose stability or longevity risks.
š Growth Opportunities:
Increase Marketing Efforts: Expanded marketing in high-demand areas could attract new clients.
Broaden Service Locations: Expanding to additional states with similar demographics could increase revenue.
š°š°š° Deals $2m-$10m š°š°š°
Business Name: HVAC Government Contracting Business
Revenue: $1,300,000
Asking Price: $2,500,000
Profit: $1,300,000 (Profit Multiple = 1.92x)
Location: New York, NY
Established: 2016
ā Pros:
Stable Revenue Source: Primarily contracts with government entities, providing stability even during economic shifts.
Certified Minority-Owned Business: Certifications open unique government contracting opportunities, enhancing competitive advantage.
ā ļø Cons:
Growth Limitations: The business may need additional resources to scale further.
š Growth Opportunities:
Expand Contract Capacity: Increase bonding limits to bid on larger contracts.
Enhance Workforce: Hiring additional skilled labor can support growth and manage more projects simultaneously.

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The Lean Startup: Ch. 9 Part 3
Happy Monday and welcome back to our discussion the Lean Startup! Today we are going to continue our discussion on small batches, specifically on the insight of SGW Designworks & School of One. We will also discuss the Large-Batch Death Spiral, and ways to recognize it in your business.

Eric first brings up small batches in action using the example of SGW Designworks. They were contracted to work with a military customer to build a complex field x-ray system to detect explosives and other destructive devices at border crossings and in war zones. They had to design a framework that was stable enough to ensure a quality x-ray image, durable enough for use in a war zone, easy enough to deploy with minimal training, and best of all, small enough to collapse into a backpack⦠Not too difficult, right? Using CAD software (S/O engineers who know what CAD is), they were able to churn out a prototype in 3 DAYS! Using CAD allowed them to go back and forth with their customer in quick intervals to help them make early design decisions. Their client took the prototype and immediately brought it forward for military review. With minor design modification SGW was able to have their first production run of 40 ready for delivery in 3.5 weeks after the initiation of the development project. If you donāt believe in small batches, hereās another example!

School of Oneās goal was to challenge the original education system. How could a teacher possibly utilize small batches in education when they basically have to wait a single year to see if their concepts were successful? School of One utilizes personalized āplaylistsā for studentās daily learning needs, based on that studentās readiness and learning style. This inherently provides a much smaller batch. A batch of ONE vs a batch of THIRTY. If the teacher wants to try a new sequence of how a particular subject is taught, they could immediately see the impacts of those changes based on their studentās scores when they reach that part of the curriculum. If it goes well the teacher could roll it out to all the students, and if it goes poorly they can see it quickly.
Now, to the LARGE-BATCH SPIRAL. Eric defines it as the idea, or trend, that large batches tend to grow over time. The inefficiencies grow with it, causing more rework, delays, and interruptions⦠with the incentive to maximize batch size to minimize overhead. See how the larger you go the more issues present themselves.

Does your business work on large batches or small? Do you also see how the larger you seem to go the larger the issues seem to get?
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š” Cool Business Idea: Christmas Decorations š
Nonstop, all I see on social media is DIY Christmas stuff that my wife says, "We should do that." It got me thinking about a business idea, based on something I talked about before. There was this lady in Texas making seven figures by setting up pumpkins and fall-themed arches for peopleās houses. Thatās rightāseven figures. So, why not do the same thing for Christmas decorations? Christmas lighting businesses are already huge, but thereās not really anyone focusing on entrance decorations for houses.
Iāve seen easy, cheap DIY ideas for Christmas arches and poles made from stacked boxes wrapped as presents. There are setups with candy canes and peppermint themes around the doorāplenty of ways to make an entrance look like a Christmas wonderland. Hereās the twist: you could make it an Etsy-style store and charge to set up the decor for keeps, or, go with a rental model (which I like way better). Most people donāt have room to store all these decorations anyway, so renting means you get repeat customers every year.
Yes, itās seasonal, but if the pumpkin lady can rake in seven figures for Halloween, thereās definitely potential here. Below is a simple business plan with estimated material costs and a breakdown of decent, good, and great return scenarios for the rental model. Enjoy!
Materials Cost per Setup (2 Sets of 3 Gift Boxes + 1 Garland Arch):
Gift Boxes: 6 large boxes (7x7x7 inches) at $2.50 each = $15
Decorative Base (2 Festive Buckets): $10 each = $20
PVC Pipes for Structure: $10
Wrapping Paper: $5 for wrapping all 6 boxes
Arch Frame (PVC): $10
Artificial Garland: $50 for full arch coverage
Additional Decorations: Candy canes, peppermint decor, securing materials = $10
Total Materials Cost per Setup (2 Sets of Gift Boxes + Garland Arch): $120
Adjusted Pricing Model with Additional Options
With this setup, weāll adjust the base price to reflect the expanded display. The following tiers offer flexibility for customers who want extra decor features:
Base Package: $300 (2 sets of gift boxes + 1 garland arch around the door)
Add-On Options:
Pathway Lighting: +$50
Premium Garland with Lights: +$75
Customized Color Theme: +$50
Gross Profit Margins with Updated Pricing
Base Package:
Revenue: $300
Cost: $120
Gross Margin: $180 (60%)
Enhanced Package (Base + Pathway Lighting):
Revenue: $350
Cost: $135
Gross Margin: $215 (61%)
Premium Package (Base + Pathway Lighting + Premium Garland):
Revenue: $425
Cost: $145
Gross Margin: $280 (66%)
Projected Returns by Customer Volume with Expanded Display
Decent Scenario (20 Customers):
Packages Selected: 10 base, 6 enhanced, 4 premium
Total Revenue: $8,100
Gross Profit: $4,860
Good Scenario (50 Customers):
Packages Selected: 20 base, 15 enhanced, 15 premium
Total Revenue: $20,250
Gross Profit: $12,150
Great Scenario (100 Customers):
Packages Selected: 30 base, 40 enhanced, 30 premium
Total Revenue: $40,500
Gross Profit: $24,300
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